Sometimes I want to thoroughly critique arguments. At other times I suspect actual critique is unnecessary, and that simply burying my face in my palms and despairing at sheer idiocy will suffice.
Yeah, yeah, leftists hate dogs because they contain carbon. Leftists also hate diamonds, charcoal, all organic life, and salt.
I was going to respond to this by drinking myself into a stupor. Sadly I then remembered that the molecular formula for ethanol (b00ze to non-chemists) is C2H6O. Oh, yummy booze, do you too join with the evil carbon atoms? Organic treason!