Friday, 6 April 2012

Tasty, tasty gay mocha

Picture the scene. You're having a stressful day, you're feeling drained, so you pop out for a grande mocha with whipped cream on top. You take a sip, hoping to feel refreshed and invigorated. But your coffee is tasting strangely....homosexual.

That's the concern aired by @dumpstarbucks, who asks such important questions as

Is your morning coffee subsidizing gay marriage?


#Starbucks coffee was always bitter, but undermining marriage makes it undrinkable. #dumpstarbucks

Their boycott campaign has had dramatic results, such as

I have. INTO MY MOUTH! RT @dumpstarbucks: 25,057 people have dumped #starbucks, have you? http://www.dumpstarbucks.com


Thanks to @dumpstarbucks I finally have a reason *not* to hate #Starbucks.


Hey @dumpstarbucks, how do you like my coffee, with an extra shot of gay in it?

As God Hates Windbags points out, the boycott campaign has had a dramatic effect on Starbucks' share price.


1 comment:

  1. This is brilliant! Excellent idea for a blog. :D

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